she was so not down for the gang bang
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You took a bar mat shot.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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