i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
where does the pee come out of this thing
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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