I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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