Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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