Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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