Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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