he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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