Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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