I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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