i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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