I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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