so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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