did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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