remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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