I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am spending my child support on dildos
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
