I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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