No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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