Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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