Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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