i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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