It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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