Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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