Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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