Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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