So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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