My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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