wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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