You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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