Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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