Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize