in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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