girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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