I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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