I will die if light touches me.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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