So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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