I puked a lego.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
i believe in u and ur pee
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