if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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