um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
only you would photoshop your dick
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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