i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
