JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
