If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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