i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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