I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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