I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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