oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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