my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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