I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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