hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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