Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Fuck. Wron person. But yea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex (404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut (770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea http://tfl.nu/bsak
  Replies (26) Good night (1875) Bad night (3529)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort. http://tfl.nu/2zhz
  Replies (15) Good night (4698) Bad night (1075)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT. http://tfl.nu/04d2
  Replies (14) Good night (5170) Bad night (1552)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding. http://tfl.nu/udu2
  Replies (3) Good night (854) Bad night (1876)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up. (763): I just baked them cookies. We're friends now. http://tfl.nu/27t6
  Replies (10) Good night (2631) Bad night (588)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH http://tfl.nu/ef88
  Replies (9) Good night (2139) Bad night (626)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  trapped on the roof of the strip club. help

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): trapped on the roof of the strip club. help http://tfl.nu/oy6k
  Replies (6) Good night (2075) Bad night (557)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning. http://tfl.nu/cyj6
  Replies (3) Good night (1112) Bad night (306)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party. http://tfl.nu/7y6s
  Replies (3) Good night (308) Bad night (761)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis. http://tfl.nu/cvxz
  Replies (5) Good night (561) Bad night (241)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises http://tfl.nu/10cn
  Replies (1) Good night (626) Bad night (505)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet? http://tfl.nu/fv2m
  Replies (3) Good night (729) Bad night (227)
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER. http://tfl.nu/0t63
  Replies (3) Good night (943) Bad night (198)
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I go down on you because abs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you. (604): I go down on you because abs http://tfl.nu/mkq3
  Replies (1) Good night (887) Bad night (214)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs http://tfl.nu/oioa
  Replies (0) Good night (616) Bad night (107)

Randomize