dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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