wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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