You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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