I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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